No, seriously. Might as well lock down Youtube now and call it quits.
In this video, we finally understand the secret behind William Shatner’s…erm…unique speech patterns. Obviously he hears music the rest of us aren’t privy to.
Watch as The Shat reveals Captain Kirk’s true love. Having proven himself too much man for any woman, Kirk unleashes his manly charms on a mountain. That’s right, a mountain.